It's hard to tell my size from this outfit:
Don't mind the dorky smile. Scott says, "Smile" and silly me, I smile. Man, my hair is getting long.
I look really round from here, hunh:
And I was worried she didn't have enough room in there. Seriously. I think she's fine.
I think the top line zags to my left because I always sleep on my left. Did you notice how clean my belly button is? Pristine clean.
And from this particular angle (and possibly only this angle and not if I've eaten too much), I look like an outie:
Hands for perspective: